Banana Trees with Strawberry Trees

If I were a horticulturalist like Sam Van Aken

I would splice a banana tree with a strawberry tree.

Strawberries are not tree-grown?

Okay.

Then I would splice a banana tree with a peanut tree.

If I could find a butter cow from the Iowa State Fair

I would set it under this new bana-peanut-a tree

For there is nothing better than a peanut butter and banana

sandwich

And I eat butter on everything

I did not know that about peanuts.

I would splice a banana tree with a pistachio tree

over my butter cow.